A Few Questions.....

I keep a mental list of questions that I will ask God when I get to heaven. For example, how do locusts get out of their shell leaving the entire thing perfectly intact? I thought of one yesterday. Forgive me if the subject matter is crass or vulgar, but here it goes. What would posess one to write on the walls of a bathroom stall? I, personally, have never had that urge. This persons "memoirs" or "manifesto" (I'm not sure which category to use) was written in black sharpie. Which begs the question, did they go into the bathroom with the sole purpose to deface the doors? I don't carry a black sharpie with me in my back pocket. Another point to ponder, is you're in the ladies restroom and you see, "For a good time, call ......" (presumably their current female foe). Do they not realize that other women are their target audience? I don't know about you, but I've never entered a public restroom with the thought of having a good time or seeking one out. How reliable could the source be?
I have many more questions that are less pressing, but I had to get this one out.